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Raw Rant



May 29th 2000

Well I was locked out of my house last night for the first half hour of Raw, so I'll have to start after that. I'm sure a good chunk of it was only the McMahon-Helmsley Joke setting up the nights matches anyway...


I tuned in to Raw as Edge and Christian were getting their pictures taken with "Mini Me" haha that was some good stuff. I must say though, Christian is starting to annoy me with his constant "thumbs up" signs. Wouldn't it be funny if Tiger Beat gave Edge and Christian a cover shoot for promoting their magazine so much? I'm sure that would make for some interesting promos...

I really like Eddie and Chyna together, they have great chemistry.

I know that Kurt Angle's commentary should of p*ssed me off, since I am Canadian, but I actually found it kind of funny. Completely untrue of course, but still funny. It's true, it's true. The should have had Joe the "I am Canadian" guy come out and show him a thing or two. Of course I probably just confused anyone from the USA, email me if you'd like an explanation.

Edge and Christian's new pose was super funny. Do you think they come up with that stuff themselves, or have someone else write it for them? They were gyped out of the titles. Too Gay doesn't deserve them just because they can dance, and that's all I have to say on that subject. Did anyone else notice Christian's extreme woodie during the Worm? I don't mean to be sick, but I couldn't help but notice it.

Test's comments were awesome! Steph is a b*tch and it's about time the WWF stopped acting like they have selective amnesia. I really thought they were going to pretend like it never happened.

Where was Lita? I was really expecting her to be with the Hardyz on Raw.

I really thought that when Y2J came out before Kid Rock that he might sing something, seeing as he has his own Metal band (Fossy Ozbourne for those of you who didn't know). Kid Rock was cool though.

I was disappointed in the main event. I want to see the Undertaker really wrestle. I guess they're trying to just ease him into it though. I saw pretty much the exact same match about a year ago with Stone Cold vs. The Rock, and the Corperate Ministry as the lumberjacks. Pretty much the only difference was SC wasn't there and the Taker was on the other side. On a side note, the beginning of Taker's music freaks me out...

Well that's it for this week. Tune in next week, same Bat time, same Bat channel.

*~Cathy~*